Dinner: Stuffed Pork Loin, Winter Vegetable Gratan, Wild Rice Pilaf, Green Salad, French Bread, and NY Style Cheesecake

A delightfully thorny account of a Yuletide elf working at Macy's. Priceless observations, both outrageous and subtle. This is an East Central College Theatre Department production.

Destined to hold a place in the annals of American humor writing." -NY Times. "A sardonic, merrily subversive tale. Just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of Santas!" -NY Newsday. "A satirical brazenness that holds up next to Twain and Nathanael West." -The New Yorker. "THE SANTALAND DIARIES is quite possibly the thirty-one funniest pages of text published in the past quarter century - David Sedaris slays me." -Seattle Weekly. "A caustic mix of J.D. Salinger and John Waters." -Publishers Weekly.

Dinner at 6:30, performance at 8:00. Tickets $15, reservations required, Visa & MC accepted. BYOB or drink coffee, soda, water available on-site.